VWI Inception

[acedavis]

As a way to introduce yourself to everyone in the fed, tell us why you will win the Elimination Chamber match at VWI Inception and become its first champion.

[Big Bad Nardie]

(Big Bad Nardie and Raven Jones are standing in the Elimination Chamber)

Big Bad Nardie: The Elimination Chamber. A match where you will need to be at the top of your game to win. A match that I've never been in. These surroundings are kinda new to me. I really wouldnt know what to expect if I was locked in here fighting for my surrival, nevertheless the world championship. The want us to talk about the reason that we would win the Elimination Chamber and Become the first VWI World Champion.

Big Bad Nardie: If you want a reason its simple. I am the best in the world at what I do period.

Raven Jones: I dont thats a good enough reason.

Big Bad Nardie: Yeah, You are right Rave' heres a better reason. Im due. Its my time. Eveyone now knows that I am a main eventer. I was this close of grabbing the brass ring. Breaking though the glass celing but, one man stopped me. That one man was Jacob Ace Davis and he is no longer a factor. That bad news for everyone else.

Raven Jones: Basically want Nardie is saying is that. He wont be held down. He wont drop the ball. He wont give up. He wont stand for second place again. He will forfill his destiny and become World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career!

Big Bad Nardie: Because Im the Instant Classic and your are NOT!
(Camera Fades)

[chaoskid]

Dont we love a dreamer, you dream about becoming a World champion for the first time, oh dont you bless his little cottons sock, poor little nardie not that good plain and simple. Now I could talk how I'm here to win that VWI title blah blah blah, sorry to disappoint everyone but the VWI doesn't interest me, I'm here for a totally different reason

[sexy13]

that would be one more world championship than you

[takerofdarkness]

( Camera fades in, Taker of Darkness is shown sitting with a spot light shining on him )

Taker of Darkness: Intercontinental Champion to World Heavyweight Champion a dream everyone has. Becoming a Champion is everyone’s dream. The VWI Management takes my Intercontinental Championship to form a new Euro Continental Championship. What the hell do I get? I have to beat some loser in a qualifying match for the Elimination Chamber, and then I have to beat, what, another 5 losers to finally become the World Heavyweight Champion.

Taker of Darkness: “Introducing the VWI World Heavyweight Champion, Taker of Darkness,” has a nice ring to it. I don’t have to break the glass ceiling. The only glass breaking will be the pod’s glass shattering when I put some loser’s head into it.

( Camera zooms out as the lights turn on to reveal Taker of Darkness sitting in the middle of the Elimination Chamber )

Taker of Darkness: I don’t care who I have to go through. I will be the last man standing in the middle of this Elimination Chamber with his hand being raised as the first VWI Heavyweight Champion.

Taker of Darkness: Let the darkness take over.

( Camera blacks out )

[Weapon X]

Because my name is Weapon X and I strike fear in the hearts of all competitors. Every time I step into an area Sexy13 craps his pants, Taker of Darkness hides behind his mama, Big Bad Nardie shrinks into Little Boy Nardie and Chaos Kid decides to store some nuts for winter.

[sexy13]

ya i laugh so hard i crap my pants