Post by Big Bad Nardie on Nov 23, 2009 16:35:23 GMT -5
(Camera's show BBN and Raven sitting on a sofa with another across from it.)
Big Bad Nardie: Welcome to Classic Time I am The Instant Classic Big Bad Nardie and she is the Queen of the Manager's Raven Jones.
Raven Jones: Hiya
Big Bad Nardie: So Rave' you want to Intro our guest?
Raven Jones: Sure, Our guest is a former US Champion a former member of New Generation X and a former slave to Nick.
Big Bad Nardie: Be nice Rave'
Raven Jones: Ok, Our guest is the one the only Sexy 13
Sexy 13: Sup guys. Hey Raven lay off that Nick stuff would ya?
Raven Jones: But its so funny. He had you walk 50 miles to Starbucks, use you as a footstool and everything it was hilarious.
Big Bad Nardie: Raven!
Raven Jones: Sorry.
Big Bad Nardie: 13 we havnt even started VWI and it look like you already have a rival.
Sexy 13: Who Chaos Joke. The guy that had to bring his wife to a promotion to get respect. Ha! I dont give two rats asses about him.
Raven Jones: You sure do talk about him alot for someone you dont care about.
Sexy 13: He starts it with all mightier than tho attitude. Fuck him. The guy makes me sick.
?: Why is that?
(The Camera pans toward a figue in black)
Sexy 13: Who da hell are you? What the hell is this Nardie?
Big Bad Nardie: Dont ask me dude I got no idea.
??: Is it becuase no matter where he goes you havent seemed to be able to defeat him. Well except that match the Nardie helped you win.
Sexy 13: I beat Chaos Kid by myself. I can do it at anytime any place.
(The figue steps out the shadows)
Big Bad Nardie: You!? What are you doing here?
Ice Queen: Heard this peice of crap was going to be here so I had to show up and see this goof for myself.
(Ice Queen walks up as Sexy 13 stands)
Sexy 13: Look you wrench. You need to back out of my face before I send you back to Chaos black and blue.
Ice Queen: 13 before I embrarass you on this program. You should know.....
(Ice Queen deck Sexy 13 with a right hand boosted by brass nucks)
Ice Queen: I dont need my husbrand to fight my battles but, sometimes I fight his for fun.
(Ice Queen walks off camera switches back to Nardie and Raven)
Big Bad Nardie: Well, um, Well, um, I a lost for words here.
Raven Jones: Im not 13 just got knocked the fuck out!
Big Bad Nardie: Well this interview is over and we are out of time tonight. For Raven Jones i am Big Bad Nardie and Taker of Darkness do us all a favor go find the hole that Synaster is hiding and dive in head first you Mark Calloway wanna be. Peace untill next week.
Raven Jones: Our guest Jacob Ace Davis! Should we help 13.
Big Bad Nardie: Nah he'll wake up before next week.
Big Bad Nardie: Welcome to Classic Time I am The Instant Classic Big Bad Nardie and she is the Queen of the Manager's Raven Jones.
Raven Jones: Hiya
Big Bad Nardie: So Rave' you want to Intro our guest?
Raven Jones: Sure, Our guest is a former US Champion a former member of New Generation X and a former slave to Nick.
Big Bad Nardie: Be nice Rave'
Raven Jones: Ok, Our guest is the one the only Sexy 13
Sexy 13: Sup guys. Hey Raven lay off that Nick stuff would ya?
Raven Jones: But its so funny. He had you walk 50 miles to Starbucks, use you as a footstool and everything it was hilarious.
Big Bad Nardie: Raven!
Raven Jones: Sorry.
Big Bad Nardie: 13 we havnt even started VWI and it look like you already have a rival.
Sexy 13: Who Chaos Joke. The guy that had to bring his wife to a promotion to get respect. Ha! I dont give two rats asses about him.
Raven Jones: You sure do talk about him alot for someone you dont care about.
Sexy 13: He starts it with all mightier than tho attitude. Fuck him. The guy makes me sick.
?: Why is that?(The Camera pans toward a figue in black)
Sexy 13: Who da hell are you? What the hell is this Nardie?
Big Bad Nardie: Dont ask me dude I got no idea.
??: Is it becuase no matter where he goes you havent seemed to be able to defeat him. Well except that match the Nardie helped you win.Sexy 13: I beat Chaos Kid by myself. I can do it at anytime any place.
(The figue steps out the shadows)
Big Bad Nardie: You!? What are you doing here?
Ice Queen: Heard this peice of crap was going to be here so I had to show up and see this goof for myself.
(Ice Queen walks up as Sexy 13 stands)
Sexy 13: Look you wrench. You need to back out of my face before I send you back to Chaos black and blue.
Ice Queen: 13 before I embrarass you on this program. You should know.....
(Ice Queen deck Sexy 13 with a right hand boosted by brass nucks)
Ice Queen: I dont need my husbrand to fight my battles but, sometimes I fight his for fun.
(Ice Queen walks off camera switches back to Nardie and Raven)
Big Bad Nardie: Well, um, Well, um, I a lost for words here.
Raven Jones: Im not 13 just got knocked the fuck out!
Big Bad Nardie: Well this interview is over and we are out of time tonight. For Raven Jones i am Big Bad Nardie and Taker of Darkness do us all a favor go find the hole that Synaster is hiding and dive in head first you Mark Calloway wanna be. Peace untill next week.
Raven Jones: Our guest Jacob Ace Davis! Should we help 13.
Big Bad Nardie: Nah he'll wake up before next week.
