Classic Time with Nardie and Raven part 2

[Big Bad Nardie]

Big Bad Nardie: Welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen. I am The Instant Classic Nardsim and I am here with my lovely manager Raven Jones.

Raven Jones: Hello everyone. Tonight on Classic Time me and Nardie will be talking about two things. First up is the former flunkie know as TOD. To all those who dont know. his name is Taker of Doodoo.

Big Bad Nardie: You see TakeHer. You arent know for much in E-feds. Basically you are know for being a lackie. And for trying to kidnap and sleep with Raven. Your Accomplishments winning the CTW IC title. Which is great by the way. but then what happend Takeher. You ran into ummmmmm. Rave' can u help me with that one.

Raven Jones: He ran into a better man.

Big Bad Nardie: Yes he did. I defeated you quickly and took you Title along with your pride. Left you a beaten and broken man. As I remeber they carried you out of the arena that night. Takher when you going to face facts the only thing your famous for is being in the Rising twice. Being Nick's sidekick. Beating the same jobber for the IC title.

Raven Jones: Dont forget being lame in bed.

Big Bad Nardie: Ouch thats a low blow Rave'

Raven Jones: Not as low as I felt after he was finished.

Big Bad Nardie: Whooooooooooooooo dam! Well with that I will get topic #2. Take it away Rave'

Raven Jones: Synaster. That washed up hasbeen. The fact that you are even claiming to come into VWI and rekindle your fading light of a career is a joke to me. I brought you into your last match thinking you had something left, but I was wrong. Dead Wrong. What I saw was Nardie fighting a shell. and guess what Nardie did something that Ace, Nick, TOD, Chaos Kid, or anyone else has done. He pinned Syn 1....2....3.

Big Bad Nardie: What Raven is saying is that I am VWI before the doors have ever opened. This is my tuff, and my show. Remember everyone from Damian down to Sexy 13 that I am The Instant Classic and the best in the world at what I do. and you guys arent.

Raven Jones: With that we are out of time this week. Next week we will have an exclusive interview with Sexy 13. He's Big Bad Nardie and I am the Queen of Managers Raven Jones. Peace!
(camera's fade)

[takerofdarkness]

Taker of Darkness: You say that I am not known for much in E-Feds. I have been in E-Feds for a little over a year now. As far as championship accomplishments in my time here I have held more titles than you will ever hold. I have been a World Champion, an Intercontinental Champion, and a Tag Champion in different feds, but what have you done? I’ve never heard Big Sad Nardie as a World Champion, unlike myself. You will NEVER be classified as a World Champion, Never have Never will.

Taker of Darkness: Now that bitch Raven. It is nice to see that hair has grown back. I did kidnap her. I did sleep with her. The last I checked she was pregnant. But to move on. Raven is just a bitch that Nardie uses to win his matches. He used her to win the IC title from me and just recently he used her to beat Synyster.

Taker of Darkness: You mention The Rising and Nick. I don’t see why you are jealous of a stable that was so much better than your NGX. The Rising was a stable that we formed when we first started in the E-Fed business. We both have gone on to bigger and better things. Nick and I haven’t been a tag team for a while. I have been doing fine on my own. I don’t need anyone to help me win my titles.