Feature Presentation Press Release

[sexy13]

(Sexy 13 is shown standing at a podium)

Sexy 13: I am one-half of the undeafted tag team Feature Presentation, Sexy 13.

Sexy 13: I have called you all hear today to make an anouncement about the future of said tag team.

Sexy 13: As my partner Donnie Turner has moved on to other endeavors, Feature Presentation is no more and really never was.

(Sexy 13 rips off a Feature Presentaion shirt and reveals a shirt with the phrase "Seeing is Believing" on it)

Sexy 13: This is the new Sexy 13 t-shirt, now avaiable now at vwishop.com, and it symbolizes the fact that i am going to prove my critics wrong.

Sexy 13: They say i ride superstar's coatails to success, well there is no more of those aquesations i am my own my man, my own superstar and i am a one man show.

Sexy 13: I win on my own and i lose on my own. This is the start of a new era, a new begininng for me and it will bring success. Thank you for coming, I'll see you all at Tuesday Night Turmoil next week.

(Sexy 13 exits to mixed reactions)

[Weapon X]

Weapon X : "It's too bad Feature Presentation is done. I really wanted to purchase a stack of official Sexy 13 t-shirts. I heard they are selling like hotcakes down at the hobo hotel on the corner of Nardie Sucks Drive and Nick is Gone Celebration Lane.

But seriously I was going to purchase your shirts for a penny and give them all to the trivially challenged mental midgets of VWI so everytime they look down and read their t-shirt they see "Seeing is believing" how they will never be able to beat Weapon X! "

[sexy13]

we'll see about that i do believe we had a match this week

[Weapon X]

Not in VWI sparky. I believe it's in AOW or PWR or WTL or IWF one of those.....

[sexy13]

ur point?

[Weapon X]

My point is I'm going to kick your ass yet again.

[Big Bad Nardie]

Yet another disappointing loss for Weapon X lol

[sexy13]

First Round PWR World Championship Tournament Match
Sexy 13 (85) def. Weapon X (75)

as you were saying?

[Weapon X]

I don't believe you. Since when do you get results before everyone else? Unless your head is so far up the booker's ass and you got help from someone like Chaos Kid...

[sexy13]

check you email dumb ass

[Weapon X]

WTF that was a fluke. I fail to recognize your existence in the trivia world.

[sexy13]

that i was the highest scorer in the fed?

[williamscott]

Now I'm sorry if I know little about PWR, but does that result where Sexy 13 defeated Weapon x, would that mean that Sexy13 is now a top contender for Weapon X belt here in VWI.

On a personal note I think I'm outgunned in my debut match, if Sexy 13 can beat a player of the standing of a Weapon X, then what the hell is he going to do with a rookie like me.

[sexy13]

1.no it does not, this is completely seperate and i need higher scores here to become a top contender

2. never go in to a match with that approach or you will always be outgunned

[acedavis]

Nope,

1. Sexy 13 has done nothing thus far in VWI to even remotely earn himself a title shot, and he knows that.

2. I think those two have face at least a dozen times and this might be 13's first win against him.